Race is near

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Race is near

Postby J Gallo » Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:09 pm

It's no time for fear
because my race is near
it seems to appear
that i'm spinning the right gear
a loud noise comes from my rear
must have been the pizza and beer
just blame it on the deer
with my hands I steer
as I ride in the clear
should i begin a career
as an aerospace engineer
or military volunteer
the crowd begins to cheer
i can hear in my ear
I hope I can persevere
and with a tear
i'll say it sincere
i'll no longer interfere
this poem will now disappear
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Postby Guest » Fri Oct 08, 2004 2:25 pm

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING FROM AN ADAM SANDLER MOVIE .. NOT BAD

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Postby Guest » Fri Oct 08, 2004 5:20 pm

Not as good as Dani's stuff, maybe she could give you some tips :)

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Postby bubbaliciousbmxr » Sat Oct 09, 2004 3:56 pm

I like it. And It DOES sound like something from a Adam Sandler Movie. :lol:

no- Jason should be giving ME tips- I've never written a poem that has made people laugh.

Good work Jason. You made me smile. :D
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Postby J Gallo » Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:51 am

Your problem thinking of the Adam Sandler movie "Happy Gilmore". There's a scene in a bar with the Shooter McGavin character:

McGavin: Just stay out of my way. Or you'll pay. Listen to what I say.

Gilmore: How about I just go eat some hay. I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. Whaddaya say?

Now I'm gonna have to go rent that movie! :)
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Postby Guest » Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:06 pm

So Jason, what your telling us is that you just plagiarized a movie? :P

At least Dani's are ORIGINAL ideas! :D

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Postby Iluvmystaats » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:12 pm

Yeah, but Dani's are all the same type, predictable- at least Jason's are amusing and has some variety.

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Postby bubbaliciousbmxr » Fri Oct 15, 2004 4:21 pm

PREDICTABLE?

.....just you wait..... :wink:
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Postby Guest » Fri Oct 15, 2004 11:03 pm

PREDICTABLE? .....just you wait.....


"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them". - William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

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Postby bubbaliciousbmxr » Sun Oct 17, 2004 9:16 am

Okay, now I'm curious. What kind of BMX lover would be quoting shakespeare? (Besides me, man that was MY trademark! Now i have to find something ELSE crazy and fun to do!) Now I want to know who is this story-readin-BMX-loving-shakespeare-quoting-guy.

Who said that in twelfth night anyways?
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Postby J Gallo » Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:04 am

at least Jason's are amusing


That's all I'm here for, your amusement! :D

Seriously, most of the posts I put up on here are meant to be humorous. I just hope everyone finds them at least a little funny, cause they were all funny in my head when I thought of them. :wink:
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